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Kid Cudi

Kid Cudi

Little by little, inch by inch
We built a yard with a garden in the middle of it
It ain’t much but it’s a start
You got me swaying right along to the song in your heart
John Mayer; A Face to Call Home
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Including…Five Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife





1. “Fuck you” (sincere version). Obviously, saying it in jest is just dandy. I did it six times just now.
2. “You’re not my mother.” I’ve said this to my wife a couple of times, and her reaction has always been unfavorable.
3. “Huh?” Oh, so you weren’t listening to anything she said.
4. “I mean, we saw your parents just last month, didn’t we?” You hate her parents. You just announced it.
5. “Come here. Let me give you a hug” (when she’s pissed). Angry women hate being smothered with affection. It’s like shooting a bear with a BB gun and then trying to cuddle it. Not that your wife is a bear.
[By Drew Magary]

gq:

Including…
Five Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife

1. “Fuck you” (sincere version).
Obviously, saying it in jest is just dandy. I did it six times just now.

2. “You’re not my mother.”
I’ve said this to my wife a couple of times, and her reaction has always been unfavorable.

3. “Huh?”
Oh, so you weren’t listening to anything she said.

4. “I mean, we saw your parents just last month, didn’t we?”
You hate her parents. You just announced it.

5. “Come here. Let me give you a hug” (when she’s pissed).
Angry women hate being smothered with affection. It’s like shooting a bear with a BB gun and then trying to cuddle it. Not that your wife is a bear.

[By Drew Magary]

Come hell or high water, we’re going to be there again.
Kobe Bryant, in the aftermath of the Lakers ouster from the playoffs by the Oklahoma City Thunder. This was in response to reporters questions about whether the championship window for a team full of veterans has closed. Kobe went on to add, “I’m not fading into the shadows, if that’s what you’re asking. I’m not going anywhere.” If there’s one player I would bet on coming back even stronger next year it would have to be Kobe ‘Bean’ Bryant, but I’m getting the feeling he’ll make the push for his 6th championship ring sans Pau Gasol, possibly even Andrew Bynum. (via stoptryingtomakebetchhappen)